Sex Poems

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
The Guy Says He loves You
And You Believe Its True
But When Your Tummy Starts To Swell
He Says To Hell With You
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes
gettin laid

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!!

roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.

GEDIK

Term paling xboleh bela di malaysia

1 - windu / windue dan sbgainya

perkataan asal - RINDU

kommen - gila buta huruf . W ngan R jauh kan

2 - cayunk / tayunk / cyg / shayang

perkataan asal - SAYANG

komen ikhlas - hang ingat hang sweet ka buat2 ckp srupa budak kecik ni? ckp xlancar

3 - mamam

perkataan original nya - MAKAN

komen aku - aku xtau lahh sape yg reka istilah neh. mamam mcm demam je aku dgr

ayat famous - "awak dah mamam blom"

4 - titow / tido

perkataan asal - TIDUR

5 - montot

perkataan asal - BONTOT

ayat famous "cepak montot awak nanti aa"

6 - ayat2 yang ditabah W di belakang. kdg2 over lak tuh

cth - manew?? leww...

ayat famous - "xdew on9 kew smlm..kita tunggu taww,,,

7 - tomei

asalnya - COMEL

buruk lah! udah2 lah tuh bagi siapa yg menggunakannya

8 - musyuk / mucuk

yg betulnya - BUSUK

cth ayat gedik "eeeii musyuk xmandi lagi" "shayang kamu musyuk2"

9 - ketat - ketat

contoh ayat tak bleh blah

"sayerr shayang awak ketat- ketat"

WTF!

10 - skandal

baru kenal xsampai sebulan, baru sms2 komen2 dah kata skandal kawan tu la ini la.. GILA

Manusia Bodoh

Dahulu terasa indah
Tak ingin lupakan
Bermesraan selalu jadi Satu kenangan manis
Tiada yang salah
Hanya aku manusia bodoh
Yang biarkan semua ini permainkanku
Berulang ulang kali

Mencoba bertahan sekuat hati
Layaknya karang yang dihempas sang ombak
Jalani hidup dalam buai belaka
Serahkan cinta tulus di dalam takdir
Tak ayal tingkah lakumu
Buatku putus asa
Kadang akal sehat ini
Tak cukup membendungnya
Hanya kepedihan
Yang selalu datang menertawakanku
Engkau belahan jiwa
Tega menari indah di atas tangisanku

Semua kisah pasti ada akhir
Yang harus dilalui
Begitu juga akhir kisah ini
Yakinku indah
Tapi sampai kapankah kuharus
Menanggungnya kutukan cinta ini
Bersemayam dalam kalbu

Girls need to realize...

We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls OR TEXTS you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 am that it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/​beautiful/​gorgeous/​cute/​stunning,​ we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood I'm in.

Let us pay for you!
Dont 'feel bad.
We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say "thank you".

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not what you are.

Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.

Or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/​media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word "​handsome"​/​'​beautiful"​
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/​stud/​cutie/​sexy"​ or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand I'm not saying I wouldn't like it either ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change!

Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect. Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "I love you" ..and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.

ADVICE:

*Holding Hands
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.

*Movies
Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder.
Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

*Loving each other
Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

*Laying below the stars
Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heartbeat.
Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

By 12 am tonight, your one true love will realize how much they want you.. if you forward this on.

Hana and zaza

Nurin Farhana - Nurin Farhaza

Kedua-dua ini ialah adik kesayangan saya..bila abg hanis teringat dekat dia orang abg terasa sedih sebab selalau marah dorang sebab dorang suka buat sakit hati orang... abg tak tau sama ada kalau itu marah sayang or marah betul2... farahana dah masuk form1 sekarang nih...zaman remaja dia akan sampai tak lama lagi...farhaza pulak still sekolah rendah..aabg ingat lagi farhana merungut pasal rumah kita kecik sebab dia tak ada bilik tidur sendiri... abg hanis berjanji aku akan beli rumah besar untuk keluarga kita okay hana? hana mesti la belajar rajin2 jugak untuk dapat keputusan SPM yg cemerlang okay? abg hanis sayanggg sangat kat dua adik hanis ni tau... i love you.. <3

My Family

My Family 2009.. i love you guys <3 :(

Phat boy naz

Nazrin Zaid

You know this guy?? well u MUST!! He is real one of my real real big brother during i was in secondary school... i ingat lag i waktu kita pergi restoran pandi sama2 dengan shah waktu balik sekolah.. and he always advise me alot of things,which is good and bad...mostly bad one..haha,he always be there for me when i had trouble with my personal life,and another thing is he one of hell of rocker man...kadang2 tu jam dalam rumah dia with his red electric guitar... now,u are at scotland for futher study,i dont how to say man... i really miss you :( cepat lah balik okay?? i really miss ur hug and hang out with you,i love you man..seriously i do :(

yours truly
hans

Puteri Miera

Puteri Amirah

Dia ialah salah seorang daripada teman wanita of my best-best cousin Shah Rezwan,i still remmember the day i was sitting alone watch tv suddenly reza datang dgn amira and with his brand new proton saga special edition,haha from then i know she was one of my gf cousin...i still remember hang out with her and reza masa kat cineleisure...shah tertido dalam cinema tgk citer papadom...haha thanks for the banana split kak miera...next time hanis janji akan belanja korang dua balik ye..!! my promise is promise..i wont break them :)

Aizat - Pergi

Sayu terpisah
hikayat indah kini hanya tinggal sejarah
berhembus angin rindu
begitu nyamannya terhidu wangian kasihmu
hujan lebat mencurah kini
bagaikan tiada henti
kaulah laguku kau irama terindah
tak lagi kudengari
kau pergi.. pergi..
sepi tanpa kata
terdiam dan kaku tak daya kau kulupa
apa pun kata mereka
biarkan kenangan berbunga di ranting usia

Boring day

Just another day for me..boring sitting at home... brodband tak bayar2 lagi..aniway ape i kisah sangat pasal tu... i dont know,finding another girl is just feel seems not right to me... i thought we could be just more than friends but everything is useless for me now... u like to watch me like this huh? are u satisfied now with your damn fucking life? u like people whom make u happy? think again weyh,i did make u happy before this..u hypocrite..

your's trly
Hans

The Times at eCurve

Vokalist - Nazar

up right The times performed

mono open lagu skinhead? apecher?

Khayalan - Khayalan

Kerusi Elektrik

Hey everyone,just want to talk about the day yesterday punya hal~ 7/01/2010 is the date yang tak pernah ku akan lupakn hang out bersama khairy dan hafiz... went out to one utama at 2:30 something like that and lepak2 kat sana kejap sambil tgk movie MERANTAU WARRIOR..best jgak la movie tu,macam cerita ong bak..then kita jalan2 sambil lepak jumpa aleep..haha jumpa dia suasana ttbe menjadi hepp.. tak tau npe haha

then we off to curve around 7:30pm and i was like tak sabar2 tgk the times perform pkol 8..aniway sambil jalan sambil gelak tawa... haha! then terus pergi laundry curve..kat sana dengar cerita ttbe gig tu start pukol 9:30..kita semua dah mcm lapar~~~ then mcm adehh~~ haha dah tak bersemangat... then lepak2 mcD,buat hal sini sana..haha (khairy pergi tutup bilik air perempuan sampai aku terdengar perempuan jerit AWWW) haha..

then sampai 9:30 duduk dalam laundry...best gjugak la tapi mcm byk orang minum arak sini sana.. -_- kita tiga duduk sana order pepsi je haha,1 gelas dah mcm rm6 kot!! haha.. apa2 je lah.. ingatkan boleh refill tapi dia ckp sebelum pkol 10 dah tak boleh..haha.. duduk sana and dok tggu band the times datang tapi tak datang jgak..live band didahului dgn band Rosevelt (gempak okay),authum ntah ape ntah then bla bla bla...pkol 11:30 baru the times datang.. -_- mcm bapak lama tggu dorang...plus ttbe jumpa Qurata Ain kat sana..salam2 dgn dia and jumpa fawas..dia tak bbrapa kenal aku tapi aku knl la dia jgak..LOL last2 dia kena balik awal,thanks for the hug.. :)

haha,pastu dorang perfom mmg best gila la...sampai last dj laundry pun nk tutup kedai tapi kita encore habis2 mcm gila...the times perform lagu tunjuk perasaan,manusia serigala,khayalan and nostalgia curang rock and roll..haha last2 thanks to kamil pick us up and send us back home ;)

p/s form The Times - THXS 2 ALL THE TIMES ARMY KT LAUNDRY LAST NITE! BIKIN HAVOC SAMPAI NAIK ATAS STAGE SINGALONG!!BARU ROK N ROLL!TOWKEY LAUNDRY MARAH PUN GUA X KISAH!! HAHA!!

Rosevelt p/s: had an awesome night performing with John's Mistress, Funkclusters, Psycho Anthem and The Times at Laundry last night! John's Mistress NUMB brought back so many memories.

Friends

Did i make everyone piss off? ;(

i just wanted to say sorry!
i just want to start new life ;(
please forgive my attitudeness
my friends.u're the one who complete me

Viva le Rock!

Hell yeah i dont know what i'm thinking right now..life less..no more laugh and smile.. I pun tak tau what happen,just sekelip mata like that we pergi buat hal sendiri masin-masing,i try to be friends with them tapi dia orang mcm tak mahu je.. nvm its ok la..life has to move on...

I just scared with my result spm,if dapat result teruk macam mana la nanti nk masuk college nanti.. semua orang buat hal-hal sendiri sekarang,semua tak sama macam sekolah dulu...masa berlalu macam tu je..this end of January i hope dapat refresh my memory,start a new life la kot.. i have nobody to love me,nobody to cares about me accept my family and some friends..

I try my heart to get with another girls,tapi macam entah la..layan lagu jiwang buat aku lagi sedih,layan lagu rancak pun buat aku sedih sebab gembira tanpa dia..syok sendiri dalam bilik kecik ni mcm orang gila... -_-

main gitar pun mcm tak semangat je,asal la aku tak semangat ni.........aduhhhhhh!!! sewel agak nye kut..apa2 je lah! Next stop i will be at eCurve,layan The Times..if korang nk join boleh la sama2 pergi ye..belasah saja,yakin boleh.....

Panik di eCurve

Thanks to Izwan,Kamil,K.e,Hafiz for giving such a wonderfull new year for me
you guys are ROCK!

TUNJUK PERASAAN Di eCurve

One day before the new year eve..i planned with Aisha to send her to Sunway to celebrate with rizal and azhary there,after then i suppose to go to eCurve celebrate there with my other member...during kat jaya one waiting aisha nk bertolak about 6:30 mcm tu..haha,i'm afraid later traffic gonna be jam...then amil teksi dari jaya one terus pergi bertolak pergi sunway..kat sana sampai about 6:50 mcm tu kot..nk dekat dawn dah..haha then jalan2 dgn aisha,borak2 and ketawa2..haha cuba try call azhary byk kali tapi last2 tak jadi pergi and rizal pulak datang sorang2...sebelum jumpa rizal i meet another aisha..she was nice too.. :)

After then kita lepak sama2 kat mcD,trying to get fun tapi takde jugak...then ubah fikiran pergi one utama...rizal terpaksa lah bwk sorang per sorang,aishah yg i meet tu gtg sebab kena grounded sbb her brother dapat result teruk..and then sampai kat one utama terpaksa jalan kaki pergi the curve...tak lah jauh sangat..dalam 1 km je kot..haha and then lepak kat sana,borak2 kat Subway,thanks to aisha for belanja i Coke...rizal tak boleh harap -_____-

after that i gtg jumpa my member..then from that time i rasa bersalah tak dapat sambut dengan rizal and aisha.. :'( hope u guys okay with it..then jumpa k.e and kawan2,kita start lah tunjuk perasaan di eCurve...

Your's truly
Hans